If you want to please your valentine and support workers’ rights, stop by UNC’s Pit Thursday, Friday or Saturday from 11 to 2 p.m. and buy some chocolate.

The candy is fair trade, which means all sorts of good things. Proceeds go to Transfair USA. It tastes good, too.

Oh, and check out this guy, who is going on a rediculous diet to get six-pack abs. The Biscuit can tell you his method is kind of overkill.