If you want to consume 2400 calories, perhaps puke, and help the N.C. Children’s Hospital in one bite (OK, maybe a lot of bites), come out for the Krispy Kreme Challenge in Raleigh Saturday morning.

Apparently registration just filled (more than are 5,000 people doing it), but it should be a fun, maybe acrid and smelly, spectacle if you want something to watch in place of Saturday morning cartoons.

The Biscuit will be running in it. He’s even practiced eating the dozen donuts. They don’t go down hard, especially if they’re warm. The guilt of gluttony weighs the most in your stomach.

If you can’t make it out, check back early next week for a story and maybe some pictures or video.

If you’re there, come say hello. We’ll be wearing Carolina Blue unisuits.