The Biscuit has to apologize for not posting recently. It’s been exam time in Chapel Hill, so everything is hectic.

There is the bad news that - for now - el gigante, the notorious 6 pound burrito, will have to wait to enter The Biscuit’s stomach. Though The Biscuit prepared for the past days to slay the beast, his challenger had to back out because of a prior commitment. But mark these words: We will go at the burrito as soon as we can.

If you’re still interested in the monster food, The Biscuit has found videos of two attempts, both with mixed success:

A group of guys

One teen failing

Hopefully those will give you an idea what we’re up against.

Anyway, things will still be a little crazy as the school year winds down. However, keep coming back.

In a few days, The Biscuit will post an interview with John Anderson, a professor of nutrition at the UNC School of Public Health, about eating healthy. Most content so far hasn’t been the best for the body, so it will have some useful info for stuffed guts and flabby abs and navigating through all this food.